One of six of the kid sundaes comes free with a kids' meal, and all of the fountain people have had plenty of practice making each of them. oh shit, you fucking asshole, what was it. Remember the four P's: pride, partnership, productivity, and what was that last one. This website is a tribute to the fountain people and to the hard hard hard work that the Friendly's team does. Anyway, since waiting on five finicky tables at once is a really easy job since all a waitress does is write down what people want and then bring it out, I have lots and lots of time to talk to those hardworking souls who scoop the fluffy soft ice cream (stop laughing, Sean) to whom I will refer as the "fountain people." The fountain people always cheerfully and energetically scoop the ice cream, and then are very happy to bring it to our tables for us, always being extremely careful that the sundaes look exactly like the pictures, and all of the toppings never ever end up on just one side of the ice cream, especially when Robyn makes them. ![]() :) I am a waitress, which means that I am universally respected by all of the other staff for my superior intellectual capabilities (being able to write down abbreviations completely unrelated to what the person orders) and also my physical talents (being able to carry four or more hot plates at once). Because of this, Friendly's hires people to do absolutely nothing but stand there and scoop the extremely soft ice cream, in exotic flavors such as butter pecan and forbidden chocolate that we never run out of, for the sole reason of making people happy. In case you don't already know, Friendly's is a "restaurant" (I use that term loosely) that has its own line of ice cream, which the "guests" are expected to buy a lot of. ![]() ![]() Working at Friendly's has completely brainwashed me. This completely sarcastic site should be funny and if you don't think so, then you probably also don't understand the physics behind the ketchup thingie. **Disclaimer: I dearly love the fountain people, and this site is a joke, not an attack.
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